Sniglets starting with E
EASTROTURF (ee' stroh terf) n. - The artificial grass in Easter baskets.ECNALUBMA - A rescue vehicle, which can only be seen in the rearview mirror.
Ecnalubma (ek na LUB ma) - n. A rescue vehicle which can only be seen in the rear-view mirror.
Eddihate - v. To turn off the stereo or television set when a Crazy Eddie commercial appears.
Efforex - n., v. Substitute.
E-gaddery: State of surprise and dismay after committing e-error
e-gads - the act of sending an eMail with information not intended for, or suitable t o the ultimate rece iver.
e-gaff - mistake of sending an e-mail
eglitch - the act of sending an eMail with information not intended for, or suitable to the ultimate rec eiver.
e-gregious: An egregious e-error
e-gret: A regrettable e-error
e-grievous: A grievous e-error
Eiffelites (eye' ful eyetz) - n. Gangly people sitting in front of you at the movies who, no matter what direction you lean in, follow suit.
Elbonics (el BON iks) - n. The action of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
Elecelleration (el a cel er AY shun) - n. The mistaken notion that the more you press an elevator button the faster it will arrive.
ELEVERTIGO (el uh vur' tig oh) n. - The sensation one experiences when an elevator stops or takes off too suddeny.
Elmerdermis (el mur durm' is) - n. The white sheath that surrounds the nozzle of a glue dispenser.
Emasculathe - a tool for castration.
e-mend - the act of sending an eMail with information not intended for, or suitable t o the ultimate rece iver.
Empharsical - The manner in which a drunk person delivers an impressive but entirely wrong argument.
equatt (E kwat) - n. The pastime of trying to balance the light switch in the exact m iddle of the wall p late, so that the light is half on, half off.
Erdu (uhr' dew) - n. The leftover accumulation of rubber particles after erasing a mistake on a test paper.
escalasticize (esk a LAST i size) - v. To lean against the rail of a moving escalator and have the sensa tion of being pulled in the opposite directions.
Esplanade - (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
Essoasso - n. any person who drives through a corner gas station to avoid stopping at the intersection.
Eufirstics (yew fur' stiks) - n. Two people waiting on the phone for the other to hang up first.
euneeblic (you NEE blik) - n. A person who refuses to believe an "out of order" sign and risks his money anyway.
Eunouch - the pain of castration.
Exaspirin (eks as' prin) - n. Any bottle of pain reliever with an impossible-to-remove cotton wad at the top.
Execuglide (eks ek' yew glyd) - v. To propel oneself about an office without getting up from the chair.
Expressholes (eks PRES holz) - n. People who try to sneak more than the "eight items or less" into the express checkout line.
Extraterrestaurant - An eating place where you feel you've been abducted and experime nted upon. Also kno wn as an E-T-ry.
Exxonerated - Lets say that a CERTAIN oil tanker captain gets cranked up and wipes ou t the Alaskan coast line, but he only gets charged with criminal mischief, which kind of sounds like all he did was tape "kick me" signs to the backs of penguins.