Sniglets starting with G
GANGLOOT (gan' glewt) n. - Person who leaves all his ski passes on his jacket just to impress people.Gapiana (ga pee ah' nah) - n. The unclaimed strip of land between the "you are now leaving" and "welcome to" signs when crossing state lines.
Gargoyle - (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
garmites (GAR mitz) - n. Those items of clothing that fit perfectly in the store, but somehow shrink on the way home.
Gashiousness - The superior tone of voice your own internal monolgue takes on when it knows you are shit faced.
Gazinta (gah zin' tuh) - n. Mathematical symbol for division; also the sound uttered when dividing out l oud. (Example: "Four gazinta eight twice.") (ed. note: this one came from Leigh in Australia. As a Canadian I would say "Gozinta)
Genderplex (JEN dur pleks) - n. The predicament of a person in a theme restaurant who is unable to determine his or her designated bathroom (e.g., turtles and tortoises).
Genitaliar - an image-enhancing object that can be carried in a man's front pocket.
Geosniglet - Any word that should be in the atlas but isn't.
Gertatious (gur tay' shus) - adj. Having the adolescent fear that hanging one's arm over the bed at night will mean being dragged under.
Gibble (jib' buhl) - n. The sliding keyhole cover on a car trunk.
Gimplexus (gim PLEK sis) - n. The rear area of the thighs, which must be peeled from the car seat on hot summer days.
Giraffiti - Vandalism spray-painted very high.
Gizzledipplers (gih' zul dip lurz) - n. Those annoying waving hands seen on the back of Winnebagos (plac ed there by people too lazy to be friendly on their own).
Glackett (glak' it) - n. The noisy ball inside a spray-paint can.
gladhandling (GLAD han dling) - n. To attempt, with frustrating results, to find and separate the ends of a plastic-sandwich or trash bag.
Glamp (glamp) - n. The telescopic device used to retrieve golf balls from ponds.
Glantics (GLAN tiks) - n. Two people, who, while making out, open their eyes at the same time to see if the other is looking.
glarpo (GLAR po) - n. The juncture of the ear and skull where pencils are stored.
glassable - n. anything that a parent tells a child not to go near because it can be broken (especially something made of glass)
Gleemites - n. Petrified deposits of toothpaste found in sinks.
gleemule (GLEE mule) - n. (a unit of measure) One unit of toothpaste, measured from b ristle to bristle. (Not to be confused with GLEEMITES, which are petrified deposits of toothpaste found in sinks.)
Glibido - All talk and no action.
glutetic chair (glew TET ik chair) - adj. A twentieth-century design chair, found mo st often in movie t heaters. The main feature of the Glutetic chair is its ability to keep folding up underneath a person as he tries to force it down with his rear.
gnarmblum (NARM blum) - n. The dry wrinkly area at the end of the elbow.
Grackles (grak' elz) - n. The wrinkles that appear on the body after staying in water too long.
Grantartica - The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding.
Grantnap (grant' nap) - n. The extra five minutes of sleep you allow yourself that so mehow makes all the difference in the world.
GREEDLING (gree' dling) v. - Pretending to read the inscription on the birthday card when you really jus t want to know how much the check is for.
Greelite (gree' lite) - n. The eerie glow that emanates from beneath escalator steps.
grinion (GRIN yun) - n. The unsightly indentation in the middle of a belt when it has been worn too long .
Grintiger (grin' tuh jer) - n. The numbered code on the back of a greeting card that, when deciphered, reveals the price.
Gription (grip' shun) - n. The sound of sneakers squeaking against the floor during basketball games.
Grisknob (grisd' nahb) - n. The end of a chicken drumstick which always gives the app earance of having more chicken on it.
Gromaxes (grom' ack sis) - n. Inside area of knees used to grip steering wheel when holding a map.
Grupple - The basic ingredient of all non-dairy spreads, widely believed to be scrape d from the skin of overweight hippos.
Guillozine - a magazine for executioners.
Gummerator (gum' uhr ay ter) - n. The pointed rubber object on the end of some toothbrushes.
Gurmlish (GURM lish) - n. The red warning flag at the top of a club sandwich toothpick which prevents the person from biting into it and puncturing the roof of his mouth.
Gweek - n. A coat hanger recycled as a car aerial.
Gyroped (jy'roh ped) - n. A kid who cannot resist spinning around on a diner stool.