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KALAMI (n.) : The ancient Eastern art of being able to fold road-maps properly.
KANTURK (n.) : An extremely intricate knot originally used for belaying the topgallant foresheets of a gaff-rigged China clipper, and now more commonly observed when trying to get an old kite out of the cupboard under the stairs.
KEELE (adj.) : The horrible smell caused by washing ashtrays.
KELLING (participial vb.) : A person searching for something, who has reached the futile stage of re-looking i all the places they have looked once already, is said to be kelling.
KENT (adj.) : Politely determined not to help despite a violent urge to the contrary. Kent expressions are seen on the faces of people who are good at something watching someone else who can't do it at all.
KENTUCKY (adv.) : Fitting exactly and satisfyingly. The cardboard box that slides neatly into an exact space in a garage, or the last book which exactly fills a bookshelf, is said to fit 'real nice and kentucky'.
KERRY (n.) : The small twist of skin which separates each sausage on a string.
KETTERING (n.) : The marks left on your bottom or thighs after sunbathing on a wickerwork chair.
KETTLENESS (adj.) : The quality of not being able to pee while being watched.
KIBBLESWORTH (n.) : The footling amount of money by which the price of a given article in a shop is less than a sensible number, in a vain hope that at least one idiot will think it cheap. For instance, the kibblesworth on a pair of shoes priced at £19.99 is 1p.
KIMMERIDGE (n.) : The light breeze which blows through your armpit hair when you are stretched out sunbathing.
KINGSTON BAGPUISE (n.) : A forty-year-old sixteen-stone man trying to commit suicide by jogging.
KIRBY (n.) : Small but repulsive piece of food prominently attached to a person's face or clothing. See also CHIPPING ONGAR.
KIRBY MISPERTON (n.) : One who kindly attempts to wipe an apparent kirby (q.v.) off another's face with a napkin, and then discovers it to be a wart or other permanent fixture, is said to have committed a 'kirby misperton'.
KITMURVY (n.) : Man who owns all the latest sporting gadgetry and clothing (gold trolley, tee cosies, ventilated shoes, Gary Player- autographed tracksuit top, American navy cap, mirror sunglasses) but is still only on his second gold lesson.
KNOPTOFT (n.) : The mysterious fluff placed in your pockets by dry-cleaning firms.
KURDISTAN (n.) : Hard stare given by a husband to his wife when he notices a sharp increase in the number of times he answers the phone to be told, 'Sorry, wrong number.'

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